Beverly Hills Piece of Shit

You know what I hate…fucking movies with animals. Sure I’m not a huge pet person, so you could argue that I already have a bias against animal related movies. But aside from that I don’t understand how people actually enjoy movies that feature some type of animal as the center of the film. Take Marley & Me for example, this movie annoyed the hell out of me. Sure the dog is cute as hell, but what human in their right mind would ever have a relationship with an animal like that. Only thing I can think of are folks with no actual social life and use their pets as a substitute. But to be honest, even Marley & Me isn’t as bad as live-action films that feature talking animals…OMFG. This is the worst type of bullshit film ever. Yes I’m looking at you Beverly Hills Chihuahua, you stupid bitch. How the fuck in the world could the people not realize that the animals are doing some crazy ass shit even the humans can’t do. Also…look at the damn slogan for that movie, like seriously “50% Warrior, 50% Lover, 100% Chihuahua”…all equals to 200% fucking bullshit, learn to do some math people. I don’t understand how the hell studios think shit like that is appealing at all, what’s worst of all…these retarded films are actually paying out. So I shouldn’t really blame the studios because all they care about is money, but rather, blame the dumb-ass rednecks, yes the rednecks and all their inbreds, because they are the only retards capable of watching nonsense like that and enjoying it. When I really look at it…the only movies that should feature animals are fully animated flicks, because they at least have some sort of likable quality to them, for example Up or Bolt (both great movies).

/end rant

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