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CHOCADOOBIE!!!

rtbox — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:12:13 +0000

Banned Kinder Surprise commercial from the 80s.

Kinder!
Ibble shakky
me unscrabbly
*raises eyebrows*
CHOCADOOBIE!
DOUBLE CHOCADOOBIE!
fox squibble
ooh… TOY!
yoda yumma choco scrum with multi pop wanna DIE! oooohh DRABBIIIEEEE!
Me scruble now! now now, WEEE!

Quote from: http://www.brawldomain.com/index.php?topic=1589.0

I won’t tell if you don’t.

rtbox — Thu, 27 May 2010 23:15:07 +0000

luls

stolen from the internets

aeclasik:
5:16 PM
dude i miss the old skool dos game
or was it dos? i dont remember, i played that shit nonstop
its how i memorized my geography
lolol

rtbox:
5:17 PM
luululul ic
hated that game so hardcore
rly rly hated with passion

aeclasik:
5:17 PM
wow srs? i had the biggest crush on carmen too

rtbox:
5:17 PM
dude she’s obv les

aeclasik:
5:17 PM
yo f that lolz

rtbox:
5:17 PM
we all know where’s wally was greater, also

aeclasik:
5:17 PM
she teased me so much *blush*

rtbox:
5:17 PM
LULZ
she’d so rape u wiht a strapon
but u’d enjoy that wouldn’t u

aeclasik:
5:18 PM
she always had a rendevouz point
and then id get there
and she’d be off to istanbul
or some bs

rtbox:
5:18 PM
lulululu

PacMan Turns 30

aeclasik — Sat, 22 May 2010 01:09:21 +0000

Google Pac-Man

From Official Google Blog:

Today, on PAC-MAN’s 30th birthday, you can rediscover some of your 8-bit memories—or meet PAC-MAN for the first time—through our first-ever playable Google doodle. To play the game, go to google.com during the next 48 hours (because it’s too cool to keep for just one day) and either press the “Insert Coin” button or just wait for a few seconds.

Conan Vs. The Googlers (G-Men)

aeclasik — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:29:33 +0000

Now I’m not big on watching interviews, or anything on youtube for an extended period of time, but this was one of those rare occasions where I kind of lost track of time and ended up watching the whole thing. What starts off as an awkward interview ends up as quite a funny Q&A.

Werner Herzog – Where’s Waldo (Wally!)

rtbox — Thu, 06 May 2010 23:20:50 +0000

Paul Vahoven of thesomewhatambitious.com recently posted this youtube clip, it’s so good I thought I’d share it with all of you!

The original

Werner Herzog on Wikipedia.

Beverly Hills Piece of Shit

aeclasik — Sun, 02 May 2010 00:34:59 +0000

Beverly Hills POS

You know what I hate…fucking movies with animals. Sure I’m not a huge pet person, so you could argue that I already have a bias against animal related movies. But aside from that I don’t understand how people actually enjoy movies that feature some type of animal as the center of the film. Take Marley & Me for example, this movie annoyed the hell out of me. Sure the dog is cute as hell, but what human in their right mind would ever have a relationship with an animal like that. Only thing I can think of are folks with no actual social life and use their pets as a substitute. But to be honest, even Marley & Me isn’t as bad as live-action films that feature talking animals…OMFG. This is the worst type of bullshit film ever. Yes I’m looking at you Beverly Hills Chihuahua, you stupid bitch. How the fuck in the world could the people not realize that the animals are doing some crazy ass shit even the humans can’t do. Also…look at the damn slogan for that movie, like seriously “50% Warrior, 50% Lover, 100% Chihuahua”…all equals to 200% fucking bullshit, learn to do some math people. I don’t understand how the hell studios think shit like that is appealing at all, what’s worst of all…these retarded films are actually paying out. So I shouldn’t really blame the studios because all they care about is money, but rather, blame the dumb-ass rednecks, yes the rednecks and all their inbreds, because they are the only retards capable of watching nonsense like that and enjoying it. When I really look at it…the only movies that should feature animals are fully animated flicks, because they at least have some sort of likable quality to them, for example Up or Bolt (both great movies).

/end rant

Bearhorse… Molestericiously Good

rtbox — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:14:31 +0000

I do say this creature looks absotivley molestericious.

Rubik the amazing cube

rtbox — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 06:44:17 +0000

A couple of my buddies have been getting pretty heavy into the rubiks cube and the ability to solve one as quickly as possible. At the time of writing one friend was down to a minute and a half. As amazing as that is to me, it’s not even close to the amazingness that is “Rubik the amazing cube” (said in really loud old school TV announcement voice). Enjoy.

“He’s colourful, magical, lovable!”

“Rubik, the Amazing Cube was a Saturday morning cartoon that aired from 10 September 1983–1 September 1984 in the United States, produced by Ruby-Spears Productions. The program, broadcast as part of The Pac-Man/Rubik, the Amazing Cube Hour block on ABC, featured a magic Rubik’s Cube named Rubik who could fly through the air and had other special powers. Rubik could only come alive when the colored squares on his sides had been matched up.” – Source: Wikipedia

We found this when going through all the old cartoons we used to watch, remember Darkwing Duck? Duck Tales? Street Sharks? Anyway, off to watch “Two Stupid Dogs”. More on that later – in the mean time, wiki it

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

rtbox — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 06:04:10 +0000

If Michael Hall was a fruit he’d taste something like this:

If by the end of this you’re not rolling around on the floor with your socks on your ears screaming about the aliens and how they touched you when you were little then you’re more normal than me. The icing on the cake is this enthusiastic youtubers comment:

“A magnificent piece of art; it so gracefully moves its way through the woodwork of the human experience itself. The idea of struggle with one’s fellow man, only conquered by the everlasting bonds of unity and love, have never before been so boldly stated as it has been in this video. Bravo, this will go down in history.”

Whilst I suspect this is a troll, executed by someone who has at least reached semi-pro status, I worry that mankind may have reached the pinnacle of evolution and started devolving like a runaway shinkansen.

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Like a Transformer Robot?

aeclasik — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:21:13 +0000

The best transformers evar kthx

So I just got home from work and turned on MSN to see this person just added me, initially I thought it was someone from my forum, but I was quite mistaken…Read on and enjoy.

By the way…the photobucket pics…enjoyable but semi-NSFW

9:46:29 PM Evran Jawad: hey
9:46:32 PM Evran Jawad: who is this?
9:46:44 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: hey
9:47:03 PM Evran Jawad: uh lol hi?
9:47:14 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: i’m 21/f your a male right?
9:47:23 PM Evran Jawad: lol wth, yeah
9:47:32 PM Evran Jawad: who is this?
9:47:36 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
9:47:59 PM Evran Jawad: idk…i just got on msn and saw that you added me…how did you find my msn?
9:48:10 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics to my photobucket if ya wanna check them out go http://photobucket.com/SweetSouthern tell me what ya think
9:48:44 PM Evran Jawad: the hell lol…
9:48:56 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
9:49:05 PM Evran Jawad: I do but im shy…
9:49:18 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: Well i don’t do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…
9:49:42 PM Evran Jawad: WOW SERIOUS?!?!?!
9:49:54 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?
9:49:57 PM Evran Jawad: after seeing the photobucket I can’t say no
9:50:10 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: Ok go to Hey just turned on the cam ill be wearing something very sexy just click here http://www.smallu.net/6pr and accept the invite baby accept the invite on the page baby
9:50:15 PM Evran Jawad: wow that website looks so legit, i should probably sign up RIGHT NAOO!
9:50:28 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: if it doesn’t work, click the link right under my name on your msn messenger baby!
9:50:34 PM Evran Jawad: oh baby don’t worry, i’ll make it for you
9:50:46 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
9:50:51 PM Evran Jawad: BINGGOOOOO!!!
9:51:04 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don’t worry, you’ll see me sexy!
9:51:06 PM Evran Jawad: i suree will
9:51:18 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
9:51:20 PM Evran Jawad: a CC…cute and cuddly?
9:51:32 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…
9:51:44 PM Evran Jawad: do you really need panties?
9:51:56 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
9:52:11 PM Evran Jawad: ZOMG! asssploosion!
9:52:24 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
9:52:42 PM Evran Jawad: alright, I’m entering THE MATRIX!
9:52:54 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: try again sweetie…Hi cum watch me naked on my cam just click here http://www.smallu.net/58t and accept the invite accept the invite on the page baby
9:53:10 PM Evran Jawad: wait…didnt you already say that?
9:53:22 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: whats wrong babe? whats the problem?
9:53:51 PM Evran Jawad: i cant get it up
9:53:55 PM Evran Jawad: help me babe
9:54:04 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
9:54:32 PM Evran Jawad: zomg! now i have to enter a ‘cute & cuddly’ to get some pleasure out of an msn-bot
9:54:34 PM Evran Jawad:
9:54:44 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: Like a transformer robot??
9:54:52 PM Evran Jawad: hahaha….
9:55:04 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: k you in yet babe??
9:55:13 PM Evran Jawad: TRANSFORMERS! Robot’s in Disguise!
9:55:24 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: whats a bot?
9:55:31 PM Evran Jawad: you tell me, you are one
9:55:44 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: k
9:55:57 PM Evran Jawad: yes enlighten me
9:56:10 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: hey
9:56:16 PM Evran Jawad: hello
9:56:28 PM shondajohnso67@hotmail.com: i’m 21/f your a male right?
9:56:44 PM Evran Jawad: oh wtf… i think i’ve gone thru all your msgs, now you’re old and boring kthxbaii

I honestly never thought MSN Bot’s would evolve into this. Kind of clever, and the sad part is I’m sure there are thousands of people in the States who fall for BS like this every day.

Rubik’s Cube Solving Lego Robot