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Flyin’ thru time n shit

rtbox — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 23:28:40 +0000

pretty sure this bastard caused global warming

Today I got a random link sent to me about a time travelling controversy. If this was real I would shit myself. Time travel would be the best fuckin shit since the invention of fairy floss and I’d so fuck with people from our time travel-less age by appearing to them only when they’re alone and when they ask me why no-one else can see me I explain to them that I’m a ghost demon from the future and eats the souls of the wicked. Then I’ma get some dude and tell him some advanced maths formula I know from the future because I’ll be magically a genius there having had all knowledge just downloaded into my brain and he will tell people and be famous but then nothing he ever does will be able to match up with his original discovery and he will live in shame. If I was a time traveller I’d definitely carry a staff like Gandalf has and scream words in the Orcish tongue which I’m pretty sure go like “Garrrr~” and “WOLOLO~”.

But then again, what if that chickdude from that article was travelling back to make sure that time travel never got invented, and now we’re trapped in a time travel-less future. Maybe we were already supposed to have time travel if not for that time traveller and now he’s fucked it for everyone.

But then again I doubt anyone could resist the urge to time travel so maybe he’s just keeping the technology all for himself.

But what if also this person was extremely jaded by the way time travel has affected his life. He was about to kill himself, but then had an epiphany. He could go back in time and stop time travelling from ever being invented, as long as he could get past the robot time travelling guards he could pull it off. So he set out on his journey through time, hopping from time to time to discover the true invention date of time travel. Except what he finds at the end is that all along he invented time travel once he went back in time to stop it, and so by killing himself time travel would never exist and he would never have a reason to kill himself in the future. So he jumped off a bridge and the world was saved.

The end.

CHOCADOOBIE!!!

rtbox — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:12:13 +0000

Banned Kinder Surprise commercial from the 80s.

Kinder!
Ibble shakky
me unscrabbly
*raises eyebrows*
CHOCADOOBIE!
DOUBLE CHOCADOOBIE!
fox squibble
ooh… TOY!
yoda yumma choco scrum with multi pop wanna DIE! oooohh DRABBIIIEEEE!
Me scruble now! now now, WEEE!

Quote from: http://www.brawldomain.com/index.php?topic=1589.0

Super Mario Beatbox

rtbox — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 01:16:12 +0000

Epix!

Super Sexy CPR

Three String Improv. Kvothe Styles

rtbox — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:15:53 +0000

As posted on the blog of Patrick Rothfuss:

I was at my parents’ place in Guadalajara and I found an old guitar with only three strings left. I think I tuned it to Open G (or Open C, can’t really remember) and started jamming. After I came up with a little melodic sequence I enjoyed, I decided to start an improvisation based on that sequence and recorded a video.
It’s not quite what a certain Kvothe would conjure up but I’ve always had a certain irrepressible urge to pick up battered, age worn guitars lying in dusty corners and pluck away at whatever strings they have left.

Flyin’ thru time n shit

Kinda reminds me of Terry Prachet’s ‘Death’

rtbox — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:22:53 +0000

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I won’t tell if you don’t.

rtbox — Thu, 27 May 2010 23:15:07 +0000

luls

stolen from the internets

aeclasik:
5:16 PM
dude i miss the old skool dos game
or was it dos? i dont remember, i played that shit nonstop
its how i memorized my geography
lolol

rtbox:
5:17 PM
luululul ic
hated that game so hardcore
rly rly hated with passion

aeclasik:
5:17 PM
wow srs? i had the biggest crush on carmen too

rtbox:
5:17 PM
dude she’s obv les

aeclasik:
5:17 PM
yo f that lolz

rtbox:
5:17 PM
we all know where’s wally was greater, also

aeclasik:
5:17 PM
she teased me so much *blush*

rtbox:
5:17 PM
LULZ
she’d so rape u wiht a strapon
but u’d enjoy that wouldn’t u

aeclasik:
5:18 PM
she always had a rendevouz point
and then id get there
and she’d be off to istanbul
or some bs

rtbox:
5:18 PM
lulululu

Super Sexy CPR

aeclasik — Fri, 21 May 2010 07:29:47 +0000

Quite possibly the best way to learn CPR…

Love & Theft

aeclasik — Fri, 14 May 2010 20:33:05 +0000

Do not watch if you’re high out of our mind, kthx

Conan Vs. The Googlers (G-Men)

aeclasik — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:29:33 +0000

Now I’m not big on watching interviews, or anything on youtube for an extended period of time, but this was one of those rare occasions where I kind of lost track of time and ended up watching the whole thing. What starts off as an awkward interview ends up as quite a funny Q&A.

Werner Herzog – Where’s Waldo (Wally!)

rtbox — Thu, 06 May 2010 23:20:50 +0000

Paul Vahoven of thesomewhatambitious.com recently posted this youtube clip, it’s so good I thought I’d share it with all of you!

The original

Werner Herzog on Wikipedia.