pretty sure this bastard caused global warming
Today I got a random link sent to me about a time travelling controversy. If this was real I would shit myself. Time travel would be the best fuckin shit since the invention of fairy floss and I’d so fuck with people from our time travel-less age by appearing to them only when they’re alone and when they ask me why no-one else can see me I explain to them that I’m a ghost demon from the future and eats the souls of the wicked. Then I’ma get some dude and tell him some advanced maths formula I know from the future because I’ll be magically a genius there having had all knowledge just downloaded into my brain and he will tell people and be famous but then nothing he ever does will be able to match up with his original discovery and he will live in shame. If I was a time traveller I’d definitely carry a staff like Gandalf has and scream words in the Orcish tongue which I’m pretty sure go like “Garrrr~” and “WOLOLO~”.
But then again, what if that chickdude from that article was travelling back to make sure that time travel never got invented, and now we’re trapped in a time travel-less future. Maybe we were already supposed to have time travel if not for that time traveller and now he’s fucked it for everyone.
But then again I doubt anyone could resist the urge to time travel so maybe he’s just keeping the technology all for himself.
But what if also this person was extremely jaded by the way time travel has affected his life. He was about to kill himself, but then had an epiphany. He could go back in time and stop time travelling from ever being invented, as long as he could get past the robot time travelling guards he could pull it off. So he set out on his journey through time, hopping from time to time to discover the true invention date of time travel. Except what he finds at the end is that all along he invented time travel once he went back in time to stop it, and so by killing himself time travel would never exist and he would never have a reason to kill himself in the future. So he jumped off a bridge and the world was saved.
The end.
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Flyin’ thru time n shit
Today I got a random link sent to me about a time travelling controversy. If this was real I would shit myself. Time travel would be the best fuckin shit since the invention of fairy floss and I’d so fuck with people from our time travel-less age by appearing to them only when they’re alone and when they ask me why no-one else can see me I explain to them that I’m a ghost demon from the future and eats the souls of the wicked. Then I’ma get some dude and tell him some advanced maths formula I know from the future because I’ll be magically a genius there having had all knowledge just downloaded into my brain and he will tell people and be famous but then nothing he ever does will be able to match up with his original discovery and he will live in shame. If I was a time traveller I’d definitely carry a staff like Gandalf has and scream words in the Orcish tongue which I’m pretty sure go like “Garrrr~” and “WOLOLO~”.
But then again, what if that chickdude from that article was travelling back to make sure that time travel never got invented, and now we’re trapped in a time travel-less future. Maybe we were already supposed to have time travel if not for that time traveller and now he’s fucked it for everyone.
But then again I doubt anyone could resist the urge to time travel so maybe he’s just keeping the technology all for himself.
But what if also this person was extremely jaded by the way time travel has affected his life. He was about to kill himself, but then had an epiphany. He could go back in time and stop time travelling from ever being invented, as long as he could get past the robot time travelling guards he could pull it off. So he set out on his journey through time, hopping from time to time to discover the true invention date of time travel. Except what he finds at the end is that all along he invented time travel once he went back in time to stop it, and so by killing himself time travel would never exist and he would never have a reason to kill himself in the future. So he jumped off a bridge and the world was saved.
The end.
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